Earth Day Followup...

Comedy Central's Indecision Forever blog posted this funny (and relevant) thing entitled "Top Five Dumbest Pieces of Internet Pollution this Earth Day". Here is the best part:

Natch.

Conclusion: We need an Internet Earth Day too, where idiots and mouth-breathers are BANNED FOREVER from not only the Internet, but their computers, and summarily given a courtesy card. Hopefully, this would this help reduce the amount of soul-destroying bullshit (streaming in mainly from wing-nut message boards and comment pages) that is clogging up the Tubes. It will also single-handedly solve the global climate/energy crisis by reducing global computer usage by 95% (read: 95% of the people using the Internet are retards/Internet polluters). All problems solved, forever. BAN HAMMER FTW.

More Facebook Antics

Facebook is on a roll: a day after unveiling their exciting/terrifying new chat feature, they have debuted the interesting "Facebook Lexicon" which allows users to input multiple keywords and return results based on how frequently the words are used across every user's wall in all of Facebook. Actually kind of cool...

Praise Science isn't doing very hot so far... so all you readers better get a fucking hand in and fire up those wall posts regarding our most prestigious site or you will face the wrath of the BAN HAMMER!!! EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU!

UPDATE: FYI: 'xoxo' is a much more popular wall phrase than 'xoxoxo' with both experiencing spikes in usage around the winter holidays and Valentine's Day

Gchat Fun! Our new contributor!!!(?)

me: aaron liss is a contributor?
manuelv19: hahaha
i just added him

me: does he know?

manuelv19: i don't think he'll

contribute

yeah, he does.

me: he better

or i'll ban him

manuelv19: lol

me: i'll wield the ban hammer with a mighty vengeance

manuelv19: We have the power of GOD

Sent at 9:57 AM on Tuesday

manuelv19: a GOD, at least