International Space Station Achieves Something of Note, Finally!

Today, everyone's favorite orbital doublewide trailer broke the record for longest sustained human presence in space, surpassing the previous record holder, the Russian space station Mir. Poor Mir! Now the only record it holds is for the most "OH SHIT WE'RE GOING TO DIE!!!!... oh wait we fixed it... OH GOD SOMETHING ELSE WENT WRONG WE'RE GOING TO DIE AGAIN!!!" moments.

Also, the ISS will have its 10 year Space Anniversary on Halloween oooOOOooooOOoooo SPOOKY! So when you are dressed up as Chilean Miners or Snooki or Twilight or whatever and drinking 100 beers and warding off dead spirits through pagan rituals, you will actually be partying FOR SCIENCE! 10 years without any aliens attacks or space dementia is a pretty good run, but they are so asking for something SyFy to happen by having their anniversary on this day. Please let it be space ghosts!!! Or space zombies would be cool too.

DRUNK SCIENCE

Suggested to us by the loyal reader, Tyanne, I present to you, Drunk Science!



... and maybe a new idea for a new Praise Science feature...