Hey Guys Another Science Conference!

Well, we've managed to address the problem of lack of dialogue on scientific issues among presidential candidates throughout the American idol fest presidential campaigns the way scientists usually do, with a conference. Wah woh. We couldn't get an actual debate on some of the pressing issues facing humanity and our planet, but who cares, we're having a conference! You can read the two parties' candidates' responses to the 14 biggest questions in science here. This is not only well worth reading as a means to inform political decision, but is also pretty damn hilarious. See if you can tell which candidate actually addresses the questions.