Special Commemorative 9/11 Post, Limited Quantity Available!!!

Seven years ago today, the bad men put the planes into the buildings and now we are at war, forever. In memory of said day, we bring to you this special 9/11 themed Praise Science report:

Remember how the fires caused by the exploding planes weakened the steel superstructures of the Twin Towers to the point where they collapsed? Physicists that aren't really very optimistic about cold fusion ever working out and focus on the more practical "hot" fusion believe that studying the way the WTC steel reacted in a superheated environment can give them insight into building new fusion reactors. Apparently the temperatures inside a fusion reactor are close to those reached within the burning skyscrapers. They want to use this data to figure out how to make stronger, better and faster steel, which will hopefully lead to safer and more efficient fusion technology

Take that terr'ists!! Before you know it, you'll be facing fusion-powered mobile plasma artillery platforms AND IT WILL TOTALLY BE YOUR FAULT!!!! AMERICA 4EVAR!!!!!!!!!!!