Friday, April 25, 2008

Bearded Viking Queen Returns from Valhalla to DESTROY US ALL!!!

Tipster Tyanne has informed us about some recent findings regarding the remains of two viking-era women found in the wicked awesome Oseberg ship. Forensic evidence indicates that both of these women (the older of which is "assumed to be the paternal grandmother of Norway's first king, Harald HÃ¥rfagre") lived a most grim and frostbitten life. Additionally, they were so badass and strong, that one of them had a beard!!!

She probably looked like this... but with a beard.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

It's like the vikings carnival sideshow! They also have the really tall man with the short one, the man-eating chicken (which is just a man eating chicken), etc. You can make a fortune!