Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Hero Thomas L. Friedman Dodges Pie Bullet!!!!

NYT columist/globalization advocate/beer-pong team sponsor/hero of America Thomas L. Friedman narrowly survived a close encounter with a pie-wielding hippy-commie-liberal Brown University student yesterday. He apparently was trying to protect his fellow students from Friedman's blasphemous world-is-flatisms with the most effective censorship technique of them all: humiliation in front of young people via being covered in green pie filling.

You're goddamned right it is, Thomas L. Friedman!

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