Houston, We Have A(n Ant) Problem

All your base are belong to us!!!

Texas is battling a strange and previously unknown species of (illegal alien) ants which secretly arrived at some point on cargo ships at the Port of Houston. The ants, called (I shit you not) Crazy Raspberry Ants, are fouling up all sorts of electronics in the area with their erratic and fast-moving onslaught. Apparently, the ants are attracted to electronics (like many PS readers) and are thwarting nearly all traditional methods of pest control. Pray to Science that they don't fuck up anything at NASA's Johnson Space Center in Houston...