Tuesday, May 13, 2008
The Vatican Wants to Believe
Reader Tyanne has alerted us to breaking news from the Vatican: IT'S OK TO BELIEVE IN ALIENS!!!! All God-fearing types no longer have to feel ashamed of their secret UFO obsessions and/or abduction stories, because all extraterrestrial life is now included as part of God's Creation. I wonder if that means there are alien Christians? Does each alien Christian planet have an alien Jesus? If I ever get solicited by alien planet-to-planet missionaries wearing white shirts and ties, I still won't be interested.
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Space-Died may be the best verbage I've ever seen.
i can digg it
This reminds of the moronic title to the new X-Files movie..."I want to believe"
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