The British, With No Sense of Irony, Have Doomed Us All!

Editor's Note: This is not spoof news from the Onion. It is somehow, unfortunately real.

England (aka the country where no one has seen any of the Terminator movies) has successfully completed a new, highly advanced communication network with the recent launch of its final satellite. This network, which will play a large role in British global military communication and will allow commands to be issued to robotic military vehicles from basically anywhere, has been named, I shit you not, Skynet. O, what hath Science wrought??? *insert obligatory John Connor reference here*